Friday, October 5, 2007
Hey Ya'll, Wibbs asked me to fill in for her two day! I'm like so excited!!!! She wanted me to talk to ya'll about injustiss. I said what does that mean and she said that means unfair. she thinks she knows what injustiss is but i am going to show her! she said it was unfair that i could have babees (that is like so unfair he said has been like sanitized and couldn't bave babies and that we would like adopt poor babies so people would like think we were like heartrusistic that means real nice and stuff!) and she is having a hard time having BUT if u ask me she is better off they like make u fat and they don't like talk or want to go to place like KOI and nobu and get there pictures taken or anything fun!!!!!! WELL tell me about unfair I no all about what unfair means. Lets start with this new word injustiss believe me all my problems started with someone who's name has J-U-S-T in it. I mean like how is it fair is that he has like this career now! He was my ummmm like accessorie that's like a really awsome hat or something, but I was like the outfit. That means I was the most important part! He ummmm like oh what did my lawyer say that he "captiualized" (that means like use u) on my success! I'm LUCKY! I cry cry cry in the lonely night...I'm a star! I mean that video he did. It's not my fault that i found my for real soul mate I mean I was like in luv my choreogrpaher see i like no big words two!!!!! ... he was so awesome he could like dance and stuff & we like went tanning and stuff how was i supposed to no that he was gay lots of men can dance and have highlights and like to hang out with other guy dancers at special dancing clubs for other tan men with highlights! Now, J-U-S-T-I-N is like dating that girl with the giant ass ummmm like why. why not Meeeeeee. I would like never make him wear a matchin demin outfits again everyone nose shiny materials are in now! I like totally saw it all over the WWF magazine i get those girls are my heros look at brooke hulk hogan she looks so like AWESOME! I OPENED the VMAs not him! and not that kayne person either see I am LUCKY I'm a star I cry cry cry in the lonely night! may be in-J-U-S-T-I-N (HAHA see I am like wetty two!!!!!) is TOXIC in mean I am like STRONGER than yesterday! I mean why don't people understand that I am an ARTIST. More injustedness like I thought Kevin was my soul mate he is like so Finnnnne and like smart 2 i mean he like noes how to wear wife beaters C that's like smart not everyone can and he had like cornrows that's like road cred!!!!!! he like totallly capitualized on me two. I like luved him our sex was like so good. i like luved him soooo much and he turned on me! I mean I like had my dream wedding like didn't u luv my fingerless gloves u only get those if you are like REAL klaassy that's like what monica whoooleea said! and she said I was like a veags show girl in my other short wedding dress!!!!!! Like Helllooo those girl's have got it GOING ON! How dare he leave me!!!! I bought him a FERARRI those r like from another country the one that looks like a shoe or something!!!!!! ANDDDDD who do u think wrote popo zoa ME so suck that! I mean I like ruined my body and like had babies with him. i didn't know they would like get bigger and become such a like drag. I mean like BitBit didn't get any bigger and like cry and want to play and stuff. OH in did ya know that u aren't like supposed give kids stuff to make them like sleep and stuff! I like hired that nanny 2 like control them. I know about injustiss! I have like another example two. One picture of u coming out of a bathroom barefooted at a truck stop and people think ur like so nasty and grotty or something! I'll have u no that my feet are not the only bare part of me that has touched a public restroom (haha kevin was like so spontheinieous that means you don't plan things and stuff) and I am not sick or anything! so HA joke's on U! Oh and I am a brilliant ummm like what's the word marketeer of myself two. why do u think I eat all those cheetoes and frapperchinoes If I'm seen with them then people will know that I eat I don't want all those rumors about being like a axeretic or anything that is not not hot! I am just like u I eat two no maycrobayotic diet for me!!!! I am like an American but I am LUCKY I'm a STAR I cry cry cry in the lonely night. I have more unfairness 2 people just don't understand me I am like a ohhh what did my former manager say a like the idiom savent of the dim-witted that means I am like super taleted and stuff he said that mensee (that's like a club for people who are super smart and like psychic) would be calling any day and then he quit and slammed the door in my face! he is like jealousE that I am like a jeanius and stuff! OHHHHH OOOHHHHHH i thught of more unjustiss!!!! so i like want to shave my head I mean like my hair is falling out. It's like not fair that like u can't wear weave for like 10 years and die it blond every week. that is not my falt. So I like shaved it off like everybody liked it when that natalie portsmith or whatever persons did it. now i have hair agin and perez hilton thinks it is ugleee I mean why can't that Ken paver do my hair???!!!!! INJ-U-S-T-TISSSS!!!!!! or that Jonathan from that TV show he cries and yells and likes 2 like tan like me! We have sooooo much in common maybe he is like my soul mate and he could like make me a PussyCat cuz his sister like started it. i saw parts of that charlie therone movie she like got ugleeeeee and fat and won an oscar and I am the crazy person! I mean where is the justiss is it like deaf to me!!!! OH and that movie is not about monsters it's about a fat ugley woman!!!! UHHHHHH my movie had like friends, and dreems, and a hot guy and karaoke in it. see unjustiss agin. then like my mom got all pist at me and wanted me to go to rehab that's for like people who don't kno how to like party right. i mean if u like change your clothes with some1 at the club then like those paparassi seee wetty agin! don't know that is it u when u come back out!!! that is why my mom said "oh yeah u really fooled them!" and then she laffed at me see she is jealousE that i am so smart so I fired her. I can't like have all that negativeity and like bad energy around me all the time that's what my kabbala teacher said I only need people who send me good energy like that guy i hired to watch my babyees. he like doesn't tell me what to do he listens to meeeeeeee! UHHHH then their is my cozin Alli she is like an eggs benedict that means ur like a person who lies and does bad things like tell ur mom and kevin that ur crazy and unfit. that's not fair I am not fat! OOOHHHH and she wants to be singer 2 why does everybody like capitualize on me! I mean like get ur own life and stop being a copy cat! i like hired her so she could be my friend!!!!!! who wouldn't wnat to be my friend I'm LUCKY I'm a STAR! see that has like 2 meainings that could be like my name or that i am like lucky hahahaha see wetty agin! ohhhh and now that mean old judge took my a babies. how am I supposed to get cute magazine covers and all that!????? SHHHHHH...i'll tell you a secret i am happy u no those kids were trying to capitualize on me 2 now they can try to capitualize on Kevin....hahahahaa they don't know that there dad is like a LOSER! seeee kids are like dumb that's why there so much trouble ummmm like how do u not no ur going to fall out of high chair if u don't sit still....seee. and now i can check in2 hotels and have like room service all the time and sleep and smoke and have red bull and vodkas all day without those things crawling all over the place. see i no pain i no about injustiss I'm NOt that INNOCENT! HA! Love and smooches, LUCKY (haha now no one will who I am I'm like innimemus and stuff)
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